Mama Chanoli left for a few hours today, and I'm C.O. of the troops. We've had a number of successful missions today, but this next mission is highly sensitive.
During preparations for today's mission objectives, orders came down to not let the troops have any milk. It's on a need to know basis, but recon says it's so the milk doesn't aggravate the enemy cold bug that has invaded the local nasal passages, thereby increasing hostilities.
It's to late people, the troops have already been supplied with hot chocolate.
In order to prevent my summary execution before the firing squad, we need to convince HQ that hot chocolate is NOT a milk product. Repeat; hot chocolate is absolutely NOT a milk product.
Under any other circumstances this information would remain top secret, but further recon indicates that the troops have loose lips.
Stick with me on this people. If HQ gets word of this procedural error we'll all need to stick together. Again, a united front is mandatory. Hot chocolate is NOT a milk product.
Don't forget it.
Over and out.
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Papa Chanoli
3 comments:
No one likes a squeeler but when they are 4,2 and 1 they squeel pretty cute. FYI the chocolate is worse than the milk ever thought of being. Party on.
PC, gma is right. Looks like you've already received your pardon. Here's to better intelligence from the field on future missions.
God bless. Over.
FYI when heated milk undergoes a chemical change and is no longer milk. Adding chocolate and sugar further confuses the chemical footprint. You have nothing to hide.
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